Quote Book

On this page I will be posting quotes that I either find randomly, and like, or that my friends have said that are funny enough to be posted on the internet.


“I think, therefore I suck” – Me (in reference to messing up in conducting class)

“I’m gonna poke you with my fist!” – Me (to Nate who was jamming me with his head)

“Can you imagine what Tori would be like if she had a tail?” – Kelsey (while watching Sword and the Stone)

“Sometimes I sponatneously conduct!” – Kelsey

Kelsey: “What if God were a midget?” Me: “Then he would be as tall as me!”

“Cheesecake, the best thing to put…in your mouth!” – Heather

“It’s like a bra for your neck! The fact that it’s a clip on!” – Brent (speaking about clip on bowties)

“We don’t really need bra’s, we just need them to hold our stuff!” – Lizzy (in referance to how we only really need bra’s to hold our money, lipstick, and what not)

“Life sucks, but cake is good!” – Kristen Jacobsen (I believe we were eating cake in chemistry class in HS, and we were probably complaining about life or something…lol.)

“Oww! You’re in the hole!” – Armen (yelling at Tori because she was getting to close to his personal space)

“If you dip it in water, it will last longer and get bigger!” – Sean (Talking about dipping marshmallows in water & then roasting them)

“Vaginal baby gore scares the crap outta me!” – Kelsey (talking about how she might have to be a midwife in Africa)

“My crotch is really hot!” – Geoff on the drive up to Chico…it was really hot and the sun was shining on him.

“Get your cup outta my face…sweetie.” – Me to Kelsey

“Didn’t you see Corinne and I flooping? We were flooping right in front of you!” – Me to Nate about interdigitating…because he hates seeing people “flooping”

“I judge because I am judged!” – Alex Wen

“I like eating my plate when it’s warm.” – Jeremy

Me:”Dang, I always manage to break crayons.”  Nate: “At least that’s better than hearts.”

“Starbucks is just slang for sex.” – Jeremy


“Practice what you must, play what you love.” – Larry Carlton

“Dwight, you ignorant slut.” – Michael Scott (The Office)

“Music is what feelings sound like.” – Unknown

“Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies.” – E.G. Bulwer-Lytton

“Laughter is the music of the soul.” – Unknown

“He’s so hot! But so are the fiery pits of hell!!!” – Some lady who spoke in chapel, talking about an ex-bf.

“I know you’re trying to be all mystical and kungfu-ey…” – from Kungfu Panda

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way.” – Pablo Neruda, Soneto XVII

“Patience is the companion of wisdom.” – St. Augustine

“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” – Aldous Huxley

“Don’t worry about tomorrow for God is already there.” – Unknown

“Stick to the basics, be weary of the novelties.” – Unknown

“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.” – C.S. Lewis

“You must believe that God is separate from the world & that some of the things we see in it are contrary to His will.” – C.S. Lewis

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Churchill

“Go forth seeking adventure. Open your eyes, your ears, your mind, your heart, your spirit & you’ll find adventure everywhere.” – Wilford A. Peterson

“The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.” – Elisabeth Foley

“The stars are all my friends / Till the nighttime ends / So I know I’m not alone / When I’m here, on my own. / Isn’t that a wonder? / When you’re alone / You’re not alone / Not really alone.” Song sung by Maggie in Hook.

“You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.” – Robin Williams as Pan in Hook

“Oh, no. To live… to live would be an awfully big adventure.” Robin Williams as Pan in Hook


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