Juliannaisms

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These are the incredible things that my niece Julianna says. She’s almost 3, and is a very feisty and witty little girl. You just gotta love her.

– To my sister: “Emily has a problem. She has a headache. But Emily’s problem is not a problem. Her problem isn’t fantastic enough.” (Emily is her imaginary friend)

– Her Dad: “What are you doing?” Julianna: “Spitting on my armpits to make them soft.”

“Mommy, I want you to put cones on your head.”

Her Mom: “Stop climbing on my chair, I have told you a thousand times.” Julianna: “Two thousand.”

– “Ato (my dad), I like you sometimes.”

THREE YEARS OLD
“Mommy, your name is spelled M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E”

“MOMMY I WANT CLEAN PANTIES FOR MY FACE!”

FOUR YEARS OLD

“Popo (that’s me), are you a boy or a girl?” “Because to me you look like a pie.”

“Popo, you’re a girl right? Because to me you look like a hairy monster.”

Her Mom: “If you don’t stop it right now, you are not getting any veggies.” Julianna: “Aw man, I love veggies!”

“Mommy, if a gorilla got you, that would be really bad.”


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