They said what?

On this page I will be posting quotes that I either find randomly, and like, or that my friends have said that are funny enough to be posted on the internet. I know there’s nothing here at the moment, but I’ll post something sometime soon. haha.

FRIENDS:

“I think, therefore I suck” – Me (in reference to messing up in conducting class)

“I’m gonna poke you with my fist!” – Me (to Nate who was jamming me with his head)

“Can you imagine what Tori would be like if she had a tail?” – Kelsey (while watching Sword and the Stone)

“Sometimes I sponatneously conduct!” – Kelsey

Kelsey: “What if God were a midget?” Me: “Then he would be as tall as me!”

“Cheesecake, the best thing to put…in your mouth!” – Heather

“It’s like a bra for your neck! The fact that it’s a clip on!” – Brent (speaking about clip on bowties)

“We don’t really need bra’s, we just need them to hold our stuff!” – Lizzy (in referance to how we only really need bra’s to hold our money, lipstick, and what not)

“Life sucks, but cake is good!” – Kristen Jacobsen (I believe we were eating cake in chemistry class in HS, and we were probably complaining about life or something…lol.)

“Oww! You’re in the hole!” – Armen (yelling at Tori because she was getting to close to his personal space)

“If you dip it in water, it will last longer and get bigger!” – Sean (Talking about dipping marshmallows in water & then roasting them)

“Vaginal baby gore scares the crap outta me!” – Kelsey (talking about how she might have to be a midwife in Africa)

“My crotch is really hot!” – Geoff on the drive up to Chico…it was really hot and the sun was shining on him.

“Get your cup outta my face…sweetie.” – Me to Kelsey

“Didn’t you see Corinne and I flooping? We were flooping right in front of you!” – Me to Nate about interdigitating…because he hates seeing people “flooping”

“I judge because I am judged!” – Alex Wen

“I like eating my plate when it’s warm.” – Jeremy

Me:”Dang, I always manage to break crayons.”  Nate: “At least that’s better than hearts.”

“Starbucks is just slang for sex.” – Jeremy

MISCELLANEOUS:

“Practice what you must, play what you love.” – Larry Carleton (guitarist)

“Dwight, you ignorant slut.” – Michael Scott (The Office)

“Music is what feelings sound like.” – Unknown

“Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies.” – E.G. Bulwar-Lytton

“Laughter is the music of the soul.” – Unknown

“He’s so hot! But so are the fiery pits of hell!!!” – Some lady who spoke in chapel, talking about an ex-bf.

“I know you’re trying to be all mystical and kungfu-ey…” – from Kungfu Panda